For Your Saturday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...

1:00, Fox. MLB. Angels/Yankees, Orioles/Red Sox, Tigers/White Sox. The upside to not being a Yankees fan: You don't have to listen to McCarver today. Find your game here. 2:00, NBC. Busch Series. Zippo 200. If you're looking for something to watch at 2:00, and you don't like baseball. This may be your winner. Because... 2:00, WNBA. WNBA. Seattle Storm @ Houston Comets. See, told you. 2:15, TBS. Movie. Lethal Weapon 2. A special programming note for the anti-Semite portion of our readers. 3:00, CBS. PGA Golf. The International, Third Round. Because it's not just golf. It's golf with a goofy damn scoring system. 4:00, Fox. MLB. Giants vs. Dodgers. The Dodgers are apparently good now. This bothers me. 4:00, ABC. Horse Racing. Arlington Million. You suck, English Channel. Better Talk Now is going to beat your horse ass. 4:30, ESPNU. College Football. 2005, Boston College @ Virginia Tech. Soon, these will be real. And it will be good. 4:30, NBC. Beach Volleyball. AVP Manhattan Beach Open. There really wasn't much point to noting the actual name of the tournament, I suppose. If you're going to watch, you're going to watch, and your reasons likely have nothing to do with the fact that it's the AVP Manhattan Beach Open. 5:00, Speed. NASCAR. Craftsman Truck Series, Toyota Tunda 200. I'm not really sure why people race trucks.