8:00, ABC. Golf. British Open, Final Round. You can still catch a few holes of Tiger breaking out whoopin' stick if you hurry.
1:30, ESPN. IndyCar. ABC Supply Co./AJ Foyt 225. Well, if nothing else, President Bush approves. You're doin' a heckuva job, Indy.
2:00, TNT. NASCAR. Nextel Cup, Pennsylvania 500. They're at Pocono this week. You know what that means.
2:00, NBC. Tennis. U.S. Open Series, RCA Championships, Final. Floyd Landis, Tiger Woods, Blake vs. Roddick in the finals here... America's getting good at sports again.
2:30, Comedy Central. Movie. Coming to America. I'd like to give a big round of applause to my band, Sexual Chocolate. Sexual Chocolate! They play so fine, don't you agree?
3:00, USA. Golf. B.C. Open, Final Round. To anyone who watches both the British Open and the B.C. Open in their entirety: I admire your attention span.
4:00, ESPN2. Women's Soccer. Ireland vs. U.S. Women's National Team. An international friendly, as they say.
4:00, NBC. Beach Volleyball. AVP Chicago Open. I haven't done the necessary research, but if this is a men's event, I apologize in advance.
6:00, ESPNU. College Football. 2005 Ohio State @ Michigan. If you watch, you and Mike Cooper might have something else in common.
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