
1:00, TBS. MLB. Milwaukee Brewers @ Atlanta Braves. Two of the 19 teams that still have an outside chance at the NL wildcard.
1:00, ESPN. Little League World Series Regional. I'd bean that kid with the mustache.
1:30, NBC. NASCAR. Nextel Cup Sirius Satellite Radio at The Glen. I don't think any of those cars actually have Sirius radios in them.
1:30, ABC. WNBA. Connecticut Sun @ Detroit Shock. What would be shocking is if someone enjoyed watching this.
3:00, ESPN. Little League World Series Regional. I'm sure that ESPN found an awesome replacement for Harold Reynolds.
3:00, ESPNU. Softball. ASA 18 & Under, Final. Tune in to see America's future gym teachers.
3:00, Fox Soccer. Argentine Soccer. Racing vs. Velez. And don't miss the NASCAR race today, and root for the "Soccer" car.
3:00, CBS. PGA Golf. The International, Final Round. The guy who does the graphics for CBS golf has to be freaked out by that the plus signs.
3:30, ABC. IndyCar. Meijer Indy 300. Former Bengals lineman Anthony Munoz is the grand marshall.
3:30, Speed. Champ Car. Centrix Financial Grand Prix of Denver. Similar to the IndyCar race. But different.
5:00, ESPN2. WTA Tennis. JP Morgan Chase Open, Final. It could've been Serena vs. Sharapova, but we're going to have to settle for Dementieva vs. Jankovic. Or, you could just not watch.