1:00, ESPN. Little League Baseball. Columbus, Ga. vs. Phoenix, Ariz. Famous athletes from Columbus, Georgia: Mack Strong, Frank Thomas, and Tim Hudson.
1:00, TBS. MLB. Atlanta Braves @ Florida Marlins. I'm a Hanley Ramirez fan, and nothing you can say is going to change my mind.
1:00, ESPN2. ATP Tennis. Western & Southern Financial Group Masters. Juan Carlos Ferrero vs. Andy Rodick.
1:30, ABC. WNBA. Washington Mystics @ Connecticut Sun. I'm going to root for the rare WNBA team that actually has a plural nickname.
2:00, CBS. Golf. PGA Championship, Final Round. Even if you don't like golf, it's almost worth tuning in to see what Sergio Garcia's going to wear.
2:30, NBC. Action Sports. Dew Action Sports Tour, Vans Invitational, Day 2. I do not do the Dew, nor will I allow the Dew to do me.
3:00, ESPN. Little League Baseball. Beaverton, Ore. vs. Lake Charles, La. Nike's world headquarters are located in Beaverton.
3:00, ESPN2. WTA Tennis. Rogers Cup, Final. Ana Ivanovic or Dinara Safina vs. Martina Hingis.
3:00, Fox Soccer. Argentine Soccer. Racing vs. River Plate. I don't know what it means, but River Plate is a cool name for a soccer team.
4:00, TNT. NASCAR Racing. Nextel Cup, GFS Marketplace 400. I think GFS stands for "Go Faster, Stupid."
4:30, NBC. Beach Volleyball. AVP Brooklyn Open. When I think Brooklyn, I think beach volleyball.
5:00, ESPN. Little League Baseball. Saipan CNMI vs. Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia's got a dude who stands 6'8". I'm gonna need to see a birth certificate.
5:00, ESPN2. WNBA. Seattle Storm @ Los Angeles Sparks. The last of four televised WNBA games this weekend. It has been pure bliss.
5:00, ABC. Ice Skating. Gershwin on Ice. How did this sneak up on me? Next year... Deadspin field trip.
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