11:00 am, Fox Soccer. Chelsea vs. Tottenham Hotspur. It's on as you read this... go ahead, turn it on. Or, continue sleeping.
1:00, ESPN. PBA Bowling: Discover Card Windy City Classic. Unless they're bowling outdoors, I don't know why it's worth mentioning the wind conditions in the name of the tournament.
1:00, ABC. PGA Golf. The Tour Championship, Final Round. No Tiger, no Phil... no viewership.
1:00, USA. Movie. Blazing Saddles. I'm looking forward to the Number Six Dance later this evening.
1:30, NBC. Running. New York City Marathon Highlights. We'll see how tough Lance Armstrong is without his precious bike.
3:00, NBC. NASCAR. Nextel Cup, Dickies 500. I understand there's a Cup chase going on.
4:00, ESPN2. New England Revolution @ D.C. United. In case you want to watch some real football (giggle).