12:00, ESPNU. Women's College Basketball: Maggie Dixon Classic: Pittsburgh vs. Western Michigan. Lots of women's college basketball on today?
1:00, ESPN2. Women's College Basketball. State Farm Tip-Off Classic: Georgia @ Rutgers. See?
1:00, ESPN. PBA Bowling. Etonic Championship. If I ran ESPN, Berman would cover every single one of these, live.
1:00, ESPN Classic. Boxing. 1998: Funmaker/Butterbean. Who can forget the '98 Funmaker/Butterbean classic...
1:30, Comedy Central. Movie. Friday. All day long, foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang, up his ass. That's my pleasure.
3:00, Fox Soccer. Argentine Soccer. Independiente vs. Racing. If you ask me, I think Racing is about to beat their ass.
3:00, ESPN2. Women's College Basketball. State Farm Tip-Off Classic: DePaul at Oklahoma. Lots and lots... of women's college basketball.
3:30, ESPNU. Women's College Basketball. Maggie Dixon Classic: Ohio State at Army. I mean, a lot.
3:30, NBC. NASCAR. Nextel Cup: Checker Auto Parts 500. I bet none of these guys actually use Checker Auto Parts.
3:30, ABC. MLS. MLS Cup '06: Houston Dynamo vs. New England Revolution. I feel like I should watch this. But I'm not going to.
4:00, CBS. PGA Golf. Merrill Lynch Shootout, Back Nine. The exciting conclusion to yesterday's front nine.