At one point during today’s Portugal-Netherlands friendly match, there were three Idiots On The Field who tried to share a moment with Cristiano Ronaldo. One of them went so far as to attempt to lock lips with the Portugal captain:

Portugal manager Fernando Santos decided to pull Ronaldo from the match shortly after the incident. As Ronaldo made his way off the field, a fourth fan stormed the pitch and came after him. Truly a dismal day for the stadium’s security team.