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Greg Oden's Romantic Hawaiian Vacation Keeps Getting Interrupted By Bill From Accounting

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Besides that one internet-famous shot of the Blazers' center getting all boom-boom-in-the-zoom-zoom with one young lady, you rarely see Greg Oden pop-up in any sleazy photos. For a guy who's apparently having so much trouble adjusting to the NBA, he comes off surprisingly well-adjusted. Yes, I've based this psychoanalysis on these vacation photos, of course, because my genius is extraordinary and I can tell people's emotional intelligence quotient just by looking at shirtless photos of them holding a frozen drink under a waterfall. So there.

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Let's hope he doesn't injure himself by stubbing his toe on a tiki hut or something.

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