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Has Mitch Moreland Doomed His Newborn Son By Naming Him Crue?

Drew just went over this not even a couple of weeks ago, the seemingly growing epidemic of worsening baby names across the country. And now, much to our (read: his) chagrin, the newborn son of Mitch Moreland has become the latest poster child for this wave of unholy child-naming.

@Rangers: Congrats to the Moreland's on the birth of their baby boy, Crue Howell Moreland at 3:39 p.m. today.


Important questions now must be asked: Was this a poor name selection? What are the potential ramifications of such a child-naming? And what else could Moreland possibly have named his child? It's all so confusing. We must have answers.

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