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Hawk Harrelson Is Baseball's Drunk Grandaddy

White Sox beat writer Daryl Van Schouwen captured everyone's favorite insufferable homer enjoying himself at this year's Sox Fest.

We assume that Hawk spent his time at the event yelling, "C'mere, I'm gonna pull a quarter from behind your ear!" at people before stumbling and spilling scotch all over his shoes.


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