Help This Georgetown Alum Come Up With Clever, Offensive Anti-Syracuse Names For His Beer Pong Team
 
  Reader John writes in with a question addressed to me but much better suited for Deadspin's commenters:
Hi Jack,
In a couple weeks, Georgetown alums will be going against Syracuse alums in a beer pong tournament in New York City. As a proud Georgetown alum, I need my team's name to be both clever and offensive to my Syracuse opponents. So far, I've come up with:
‘Cuse Is Doing (Laurie) Fine Bernie Fine Reaches Playing 1-on-1 Fine with the Statute of Limitations 2-for-1 Special at the Fine House Laurie Fine Juices ‘Cuse Something about Bernie Fine being eskimo brothers with his players, but I haven't come up with something pithy along that line
Any suggestions?
I might also go with the universally offensive "Rodney King's Pool Cleaners." Is that racist? I appreciate any input.
Probably not racist, but definitely offensive. Kinja community members: what've you got?


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