Earlier today, Philadelphia police announced they'd arrested two of the four imbeciles who beat someone unconscious and face-bashed near a bunch of clubs that tend to attract gorilla juiceheads willing to beat people unconscious and face-bashed in parking lots.

As a result of a several tips, offenders Michael Russo and Edward Costello have been apprehended for the Assault of a 27 Year Old Male at Front and Chestnut Streets that left him unconscious. The Philadelphia Police Department extends its gratitude to the public for their assistance in the apprehensions.

Go Tipsters Go.

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Philadelphia Police Department Apprehends Two Suspects in Assault at Front and Chestnut Streets [PPD]