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Here's Video Of Some White Parking-Lot Rage That Left A Guy Hospitalized

Yesterday, police in Philadelphia released video from last weekend that shows four imbeciles beating someone unconscious and face-bashed near a bunch of clubs that tend to attract gorilla juiceheads willing to beat people unconscious and face-bashed in parking lots.


Consider this one a blend of voyeurism and public service that's nowhere near as fun as the IHOP "I Ride the Ride" fracas. Here's some info police put out about the attackers.

On April 30, 2011 at approximately 2:00am, a 27 year old white male left the Mad River Bar located at 126 Chestnut Street and entered the E-Z Park lot located at 100 Chestnut Street. An Unknown group of white males began assaulting him when one of the white males punched the victim causing numerous facial fractures including a broken jaw, fractured left orbital bone and 6 stitches to his forehead, he was unconscious after the assault.

Offender Description:
#1 White male, mid 20's, dark hair, black "T" shirt, light pants
#2 White male, olive skin, 20's, dark hair, light colored shirt and pants
#3 White male, olive skin, 20's, black "T" shirt with white sleeves and red hat

If you have any information about this crime please contact:
Central Detective Division
Det. Bova #9228

To submit a tip via telephone, dial 215 686 TIPS (8477).
Or visit to submit an anonymous tip online.
If you see this male do not approach him, contact 911 immediately.


To fend off the incessant "this isn't sports" pink commenters, the parking lot is a block away from a sports bar recently opened by a couple of Eagles and around the corner from clubs that draw athletes. There, there, you feel better now?

Cops Hunt Mad River Attack Suspect [Fox29]

Aggravated Assault 100 Chestnut St 11-06-021040 [YouTube]

Video from the Old City parking lot assault [Metro]

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