Here's A Bear That's Got His Fuckin' Priorities Straight

This bear has figured out a few important truths about his life. The first thing he’s learned is that if he sits on his big cool rock like a person, people will throw food at him. This is because people love nothing more than an bear exhibiting humanoid qualities.

The second thing he’s learned is that lunging for food that has been thrown outside of his range is some shit he need not concern himself with. If you think the bear is being lazy, well, you’re probably just jealous. Be that way if you want, but this bear will just keep being smart and chill.