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Here's How The Jets Train Their Players To Be Boring With The Media

Yesterday Jets players went through media training, where they were taught things like "body language." During the session, they were also handed a list of "media bridges," which I'm guessing are a bunch of really horrible, studiedly dull transitions to use in conversation with reporters. The photos below come courtesy of the Daily News's Manish Mehta.


I'm not sure why these exist. (Particularly mystifying: "You will each receive a copy of these as you leave today.") To teach grown men how to sidestep a tough question and segue more comfortably into a non-answer? The players will be boycotting the media by Week 4, anyway.

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