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My cool team of puppies turned out to be a team of Star and two total losers. Despite high hopes for my fantasy Puppy Bowl team, Countess scored a measly field goal (I’m not totally sure how a dog does that) and Gryffin didn’t even see the field, perhaps being busted during Puppy Bowl Week for soliciting a leg.


Star absolutely came through for me, finding the end zone three times and scoring the most points of any puppy in the game. But it wasn’t enough to win my league. If you played, how did your team do, and which fantasy disappointments should be sent to live at a farm upstate?

[Puppy Bowl Fantasy]

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