Hey, Soccer Guy, Yanking A Goat's Horns Is A Dumb Way To Celebrate Goals

We aren't exactly clear what Cologne's Anthony Ujah was going for with this goal celebration involving club mascot Hennes the goat—is he miming riding it? are the horns like motorcycle handlebars?—but what we're quite certain of is ol' Hennes isn't digging it.

Apparently, Ujah has incorporated Hennes in celebrations before, judging by pictures of this incident and a couple others:

Ujah later apologized for his roughness on social media, though really he should be thanking Hennes for not goring him on the spot. Those babies are for action, not play.

[ Guardian]