Ho Hum, Dennis Rodman Weeping On CNN Over The Personal Sacrifices He's Made To Broker Peace With North Korea

Monday night North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un joined a historic summit with Donald Trump, a sleazy failed businessman turned sleazy reality television star turned sleazy opportunistic Republican turned President of the United States, and I mean to tell you we haven’t even gotten to the truly psychedelic part of this story yet. Here is the good shit, courtesy of CNN—Dennis Rodman in a MAGA hat weeping over the sacrifices he’s personally made to broker peace between North Korea and the West:

What the fuck is this circus dimension, and how do I get out of it immediately.