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Hot In Super Bowl Commercials: Car Commercials Starring People Who Kill People With Their Cars!

What's the difference between nostalgia and remembering stuff? Hey, there's Matthew Broderick selling Hondas. It looks like fun to ride around with Matthew Broderick in a car. Unless he's in Northern Ireland and he's in the wrong lane and he kills you, like he killed Margaret Doherty and Anna Gallagher in a head-on crash in 1987. Maybe you can buy a Kia instead? Vince Neil thinks it's cool to drive a Kia. Just don't get completely loaded and wreck the Kia and kill the drummer from Hanoi Rocks, like Vince Neil did in 1984. The Internet files that one under "Fun Trivia." Hope everybody drove home safely from the Super Bowl parties!


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