Oh man. Do yourself a favor and look at every single photo on the NHL Players As Kids Tumblr, which we were criminally unaware of until it blew up on the internet today. There's this. And this. And fatty. And Biz Nasty. This will make your head asplode. This will make Maple Leafs fans' heads asplode. And of course young Dustin Byfuglien undressing you with his eyes.
Seriously, if we have any more slow news days, I'm just going to put up like 25 of these in a row. And it will be glorious.
NHL Players As Kids [Tumblr]
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