Hugh II: The Nedessey Continues... Part 2

The Ref for the OSU-Mich. game looks like Steve Martin, and now I can't stop thinking how much I want Steve Martin to ref a game. -lintottr

UCLA coach Karl Dorrell should be strapped to a chair Clockwork Orange-style and forced to watch Duke-ND, in case the Blue Devils pull off the upset. Then, he may actually show emotion, breaking down, screaming "HOW DID I LOSE TO THIS TEAM?" - Signal to Noise

I'm glad to see those OSU girls finally get it right. I was getting tired of all that "Muck Fichigan" shit. - BDoc

If your national championship game is Kansas or Missouri against West Virginia, I would bet anything that there is a playoff system next year... Of course, it won't be an all-inclusive playoff system. It will be Texas, Oklahoma, USC, Florida State, Notre Dame, LSU, and Ohio State getting automatic bids and the other 120 teams playing for an at-large spot. -cjbrownnb

I figure a chipotle grilled stuffed burrito might help make Michigan play like a real football team. Either that or I'll vomit all over my fiancee. - goathair

I'm a Duke alum, and I just went downstairs to invite my neighbors to the party I'm having for the Duke/ND game. The look I got in response was some sort of combination of confusion, fear, pity, and disgust. Go Devils! -Sir Diesel

get out of Holly Mangold's way—McRib is back!!! -jonplewis

Alex Flanagan is on maternity leave? Being pregnant hasn't kept Charlie Weis off the sidelines. - J-Money