Hugh Johnson Project, Update 1

I understand the art of fire eating started with the Seminole tribe. It did not begin as entertainment, though; it was a visceral response to having Bobby Bowden as the face of the Seminole tribe each Saturday. - Tuffy Rhodes

The University of Florida has a black starting quarterback specializing in passing and a white quarterback specializing in running. What's next in Florida? Integrated lunch counters? - Tuffy Rhodes

To the SC fan who screamed "The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were GAY!" while the WWL tried to cut to break after a weepie story on a Wake Forest player, I salute you. - Signal to Noise

Best Gameday sign: Charlie ATE the Chocolate Factory. - Rowan 2 FSU

Adam Archuleta is is making 40 million dollars, Reggie Nelson is making a stipend... that's f—-ed up. Nelson could start for the Redskins tomorrow... yes I'm bitter. - Unsilent Majority, Kissing Suzy Kolber

The color man in the Clemson-SC game just said the Gamecocks "will find a way to get 'er dun." I would like to remind the staff of ESPN that just because they're broadcasting a game from one of the most backward-assed states in the union does not mean it's necessary to adopt their vernacular. - LL Cool Adam J

Dumbest sign seen on College Gameday: "Quinn ryhmes w/Brokeback"... really, i'm not seein' it. For that, Notre Dame should get the win. - Dan L., Rhode Island

Mizzou's Jared Perry just scored on a 74 yard catch; after mentioning his name about five times; ABC put up a graphic with David Overstreet's name. Overstreet plays safety. - ShawnKempsFirstBorn

I'm pretty sure the ref just ran up to Andre Caldwell on that touchdown in the Florida - Florida State game, looked totally psyched, and it appeared his lips mouthed "Woooo! Good Job Buddy!" - Up Against the Law

Nice job by ESPN picking up the James Madison/Youngstown State game. I guess the world series of backgammon had already sold its televising rights. - Micah

Mike Gottfried: "Dan Mozes (WVU center) is too good-looking to be a center." Pam Ward: "He's very fussy about his hair." Mike Gottfried: "He's a very handsome man."

Got that "that's kind of gay" clip handy? - - Signal to Noise