Maybe you drank too much and your willy wouldn't work. Maybe you were finally right there with that girl you've been eyeing from across the quad all semester, only to have your dipshit roommate barge in at precisely the wrong moment. Maybe you convinced her to go to your place, only to realize once you got there you had lost your keys. If you've read anything from our Drunken Hookup Failures series, you know how this goes. And if you've got any similar tales of your own to tell, now's your chance. Send your submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org, subject DHF.