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I don't blame you. When I was your age, I was knockin' 'em off left and right; but I never did it with nobody's daughter. You should have given her an ankle bracelet and stuck to jerkin' off! If you're fearful of the Galasso brothers and the Ducky Boys, then you're ready to be a Deadspin advertiser. Go here to find out how. This week's Richie Genaros: • Coors Light • Sony Crackle • AOL Fanhouse • Hotflopw • Puma • Starwood Hotels • T-Mobile • Unscrew America


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