In London, The Weights Lift You!

• Who much can you bench?: A gym in London allows members to bench press humans. So does a club in Vegas, but you have to pay extra for it. [ Sports Rubbish]

• So soon?: The Winter Olympics are only 13 months away? Gee, does my hair look all right? [ Gunaxin]

• Make 'em say "Ugghhh": Pau Gasol is either trying to draw a foul call or he's planning to join the women's tennis tour. [ BWE]

• How about a set of bleachers?: Some of the wild and wacky stadiums designs that are taking over our planet. [ Listicles]

• Polly want a red card?: Note to self: Don't bring your whistle happy pet parrot to soccer games anymore. [ Slanch Report]