"Interests: Redskins, Clubs And GETTIN' DRUNK"

It just wouldn't be the NFL without some truly obsessed, frightening fans, and we've got some pretty worthy ones in the Dead Tree Crew, backers of the Washington Redskins and almost certainly the type of guys who beat up Daniel Snyder in high school.

We can't quite do this video justice, except to say that white people are so, so scary.

And if you'd like to know more about the DTC — perhaps you are intrigued by their ideas and would like to subscribe to their newsletter — you can check out the principles' MySpace pages:

The CEO. The Mayor. The President.

So, yeah, Eagles fans BEWARE.