It Mated Us. We Hadn't Even Been Properly Introduced.

It wants to ... turn us into something else. That's not too terrible is it? Most people would give anything to be turned into something else.

You have to leave now, and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have we. Insects... don't have politics. They're very ... brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. We'd like to become the firs t... insect politician. Y ousee, we'd like to, but ... we're afraid

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