Any team with a "theme" name is probably going to have a bad logo. That's just how it works. The Miami Heat is no exception. The team's logo is a flaming basketball dropping into a toilet bowl. Crap, I say. Lucky for us, an overly devoted Miami fan (whom I happen to know) took the trouble to search a trademark engine and see what other options might have been registered. Wouldn't it be so much cooler to have a flaming angry basketball gremlin dunking and clawing his way out of the toilet bowl? Yes, it would, especially if he were doing it on LeBron James's chest.

H/T: Jason F.