It Would Take Your Mother One... No, Two... Hours To Watch Bowling

• 12:30 p.m. — Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [Comedy Central] • 1:00 p.m. — Bowling: PBA Great Lakes Classic [ESPN] • 1:00 p.m. — Movie: White Men Can't Jump [A&E] • 2:00 p.m. — Skiing: FIS World Cup, tape delay [NBC] • 2:30 p.m. — Golf: V Foundation Celebrity Classic [ESPN2] • 3:00 p.m. — Golf: Father/Son Challenge [NBC] NFL Distribution Maps CBS 1:00 / 4:00 Fox 1:00 Fox 4:15ish