This week’s thorough dismantling of the hapless “Cleveland Browns” football group brings to mind an old joke famous in Jacksonville circles:
VISITOR FROM CLEVELAND: “Say, what is there to do in this little town?”
DUMBASS JACKSONVILLE HICK, DUMB AS HELL IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT WHO LIVES IN JACKSONVILLE OF ALL PLACES, PROBABLY THE SHITTIEST PROFESSIONAL SPORTS FRANCHISE-HAVING CITY IN THE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY, A PLACE THAT’S LITTLE MORE THAN MILE AFTER MILE OF DIRTY VACANT LOTS INTERSPERSED WITH LIL CHAMP STORES: “I guess not much—unlike Cleveland.” *Rolls eyes*
The Jacksonville Jaguars lead their division.
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