Jared Fogel, Rising Up The Dating Chart

If that last post about the new Raiders head football coach didn't depress you enough, here's something that might finish the job. Last night, in Indianapolis, at the Pacers-Bulls game, the Conseco Fieldhouse had itself a little celebrity sighting.

It's Indiana, so it had to be modest. (No, no, not John Mellencamp or, for that matter, Dan Quayle.) It was Jared Fogel, of Subway fame, and if his female accompaniment is any indicator, the guy made an excellent decision to lose all that weight.

That's right, folks, the lady in that picture — you can find some more here, along with a video — is the official main squeeze of Jared (Jared!). There's another photo in which Jared has a rather cat-who-ate-the-canary grin that is totally understandable. Apparently, he's been getting dating tips from Michael Strahan in those Subway ads.

Seriously, though: Jared!

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