Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy

According to ex-adult entertainer Mary Carey, Sixers rookie big man Jason Smith was the victim of her spider-monkey-esque make-out session on Monday night. Smith, the Sixers 20th pick in the 2007 draft, has provided playoff-bound Sixers some additional big-man depth off the bench this season but, according to Carey, he's also a porn enthusiast who was easily bedeviled by the professional skeet-receptacle's charms.
The Philadelphia Daily News spoke with Carey last night and she told the paper Smith was a fan of her films and called her "a goddess" before they made out. Blecch.
Mary Carey Says Sixer Jason Smith Is A Skilled Smoocher [The Mighty Dan Gross]


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