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Washington defensive line coach and former 49ers head coach Jim Tomsula has some interesting advice for perking up that Pabst Blue Ribbon you’ve foolishly chosen for your beverage. Throw a pinch of salt into that fucker!

Unbelievably, no follow-up is noted, so we are left to imagine for ourselves how a pinch of salt in an ice-cold PBR will change our lives. Salty beer? Foamy beer? Salty foamy beer? The mind runs wild with possibilities.