Jonathan Soriano's Crushing Shot Scores From Halfway Line

Listening to the bass-heavy "thoom" of this blast from today's Red Bull Salzburg-Ajax match is just as satisfying as watching the ball fly over half the field, hang just over the Ajax keeper's fingers, and nestle softly into the back of the net.

This goal made it 3-0 to Red Bull Salzburg just over a half hour into the game, which is pretty disgusting when you think how far Ajax has fallen. The cannon shot was just another assault on the Dutch giants' proud history.

Here's a gif:

This is maybe/probably it for today's Deadspin Europa League coverage.

[FOX Soccer]