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Illustration for article titled Jose Cansecos Interstellar Trade Idea Will Probably Save Us All

Take a seat and pay attention, everyone. Today, Jose Canseco dropped some knowledge that we should all absorb: If we can control comets, we can control everything. Everything.

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What's "interstellar trade," exactly? Who knows. Just go with it.

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He's got a point.

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Photo: AP

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