Jose Canseco's Interstellar Trade Idea Will Probably Save Us All

Samer KalafSamer Kalaf|published: Thu 13th November, 15:10 2014

Take a seat and pay attention, everyone. Today, Jose Canseco dropped some knowledge that we should all absorb: If we can control comets, we can control everything. Everything.


What's "interstellar trade," exactly? Who knows. Just go with it.

He's got a point.


Photo: AP

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