Nobody does smug satisfaction better than this guy. Even if this was obviously written by someone else, it’s that textbook José Mourinho delivery that makes it all worthwhile.

(While we’re here, congrats on the title! And while your pragmatic style was enough to etch your club’s name in the history books, I doubt the team’s play itself made much of a lasting imprint on anyone watching’s memory. Same time next year?)

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