This here kangaroo showed up to an Australian women’s Premier League match over the weekend and put together an impressive minute or so of tape. Our pal apparently wandered around the field for about 20 minutes, dozed off, hopped a few fences, and flashed some impressive top-level speed. However, his attempts to play the ball were pitiful. Pitiful!

He left without a contract offer from either Canberra FC nor Belconnen United. Maybe it’s time to hop onto a different pitch and work on those dribbling skills.