Kentucky Beats Louisville, Has Most Orderly Couch Fire Ever

In the early morning Saturday, a few hours after Kentucky stormed back to beat Louisville 74-69 and advance to the Elite Eight, we received this video. It appears to be a single couch burning in the middle of the street along with several—I'd say...15, 20?—revelers chatting around the blaze. With it, came the following message:

We just started rioting. Here's some cell phone footage of a couch on fire. It is two streets over from the site of the infamous Kate on State.

I mean, guys, can we at least get an exclamation point? Or a "Fuck the Cards," or something? Is that too much to ask? "Here's some cell phone footage of a couch on fire"? Come on, get it together, Kentucky.