Kyrie Irving Roasts Some Hawks On A Spit

Kyrie Irving, who is steadily descending into the depths of Fake Deepness, is still one of the most beautiful things to behold on a basketball court. Here are some good camera angles; you’ll need to watch everything twice to have even a vague sense of what happened.

Kyrie knows we live in a simulation. The aliens who run it have just started button-mashing.