LeBron James's daughter was born in October, and that means LeBron has to be on early morning baby duty when he's at home, just like every other poor schmuck in America who has a baby.

In the wee hours of the morning, James hopped on his Twitter account and detailed his efforts to get his baby to go the hell to sleep:


That's good dadding, LeBron, but Jordan would have been in the gym getting shots up at 5:30 a.m. That's why you'll never be great.