Leftovers: Take This Job And Shove It

• There is nothing more dangerous than an angry man in compression shorts: Lance Armstrong re-retires. [ Instant Punditry] • Kim Clijsters' coach quits, perhaps in a huff, we're not sure. [ tennisace] • Fantasy Prison Camp: Former Braves pitcher sent to the Gray Bar Hotel. [ Atlanta Journal-Constitution] • Let's just paint a bullseye on those rib pads: Eagles' McNabb to start on Sunday. [ Philadelphia Will Do] • Anthony Johnson no lo contente in Palace brawl charges. [ Freep]