• There is nothing more dangerous than an angry man in compression shorts: Lance Armstrong re-retires. [Instant Punditry]
• Kim Clijsters' coach quits, perhaps in a huff, we're not sure. [tennisace]
• Fantasy Prison Camp: Former Braves pitcher sent to the Gray Bar Hotel. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]
• Let's just paint a bullseye on those rib pads: Eagles' McNabb to start on Sunday. [Philadelphia Will Do]
• Anthony Johnson no lo contente in Palace brawl charges. [Freep]