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Let Salomon Kalou's Glistening Rump Take You Into The Weekend

The Chelsea forward took a tumble during this week's Champions League match, and seemed in no hurry to hike his shorts back up. Or perhaps, like Gary Lineker, he had some quick business to take care of.

Sorry about the music. I don't know either.


Thanks for joining us this week. We're off to the company holiday party, and Hickey'll be here with you tomorrow.

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