Lions Coach Mocks Matthew Stafford

Jim Schwartz had a bit of fun at the expense of the future of the Lions. He showed the whole team some vacation pictures, and then he said: "I thought I had a fun vacation - until I saw this.''

And then he showed some of those Matthew Stafford partying pictures, with the bikinis and the boobs and such! "The entire room burst into laughter," which is the first time that sentence has been written about a room in Detroit since 1993.

Before anyone knew quite what was happening, according to a source familiar with the Lions organization, the laughter quickly transformed into uncontrollable, hysterical weeping. At press time everyone reported feeling much better, but they were secretly filled with mounting, uncontrollable dread.