Lions Fan Enjoys Historic Victory Sans Pants

Detroit fans have suffered through eons of metaphorical de-pantsings, so it's understandable that a few dudes attending Sunday's monumental victory would look to continue the tradition by literally dropping trou during a drunken game of grab-ass.

Reader T.R. sends in this report from Ford Field, where a Henry Rollins lookalike had no choice but to lay the pants down on his drunken "friend."

Something going on in the NE corner of Ford Field, last week was the girl brawl in section 121, this week was section 117. Four guys enter a few minutes late and quickly proceed to fight amongst themselves for reasons unknown. Beer is spilled and one individual is quickly detained by one of his 'friends' who decides that the best chance to stay in the game is to restrain his buddy (i.e. go all Couture and choke his ass out). During the struggle the victim's shorts come off and we are left with the unfortunate scene shown in the attached photo. Dude is unconscious, naked and slumped over the seats behind him. After the med staff took the victim out we wanted to get a photo with the choker but he had a very scary Adebisi vibe about him.

No, guys, I said you need to sell more Party Passes. So cold, so cold ...

UPDATE!: Ford Field Pants Dropper Can Totally Explain This

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Speaking of parties, the Cowboys and Panthers will provide your Monday evening football entertainment. Open thread yourselves to death—and if you choose to do so with your drawers around your ankles, that's your right as a red-blooded American. I just hope you're doing it on your couch and not at Cowboys Stadium.

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