Little People Wrestling At Northwestern

The video above is an advertisement for Half Print Brawlers, which advertises that "midgets bleed for your enjoyment." Well, we suppose that's truth in advertising.

Apparently, some students at the Delta Upsilon fraternity at Northwestern are in trouble for hiring the Half Pint Brawlers to "entertain" at one of their parties. The Daily Northwestern, a vastly inferior newspaper to the in-state rival Daily Illini (Warning: Your editor is helplessly biased), is shocked, SHOCKED to find little people wrestling on their campus.

"There's no place for such vulgar events at Northwestern. Students at this university are known for their intelligence — NU has some of the top students in the country — and midget wrestling is not something with which this university should be associated."

Sometimes, we wonder if every single editorial at Northwestern features the phrase, "Students at this university are known for their intelligence — NU has some of the top students in the country." Say it enough, kids, and you'll feel better.

Anyway, a truly intelligent student of the world knows that they don't need to be told that midgets bleed for our enjoyment; they just understand it, intrinsically.

Midget Wrestling Rage At Northwestern [The Wizard Of Odds] Half Print Brawlers

(Note: It's worth noting that among the little people community, the word "midget" is considered a slur.)