Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

A few of you asked for it, so all of you get it.

Walking in the glorious DAULERIO footsteps, I hereby cede some time to the fine men and women who visit Deadspin on a Sunday. Any questions? Fire away.


Might I suggest:

• Hey man, how you feeling today?

• Favorite old-school rap artist?

• What are you wearing?

• And, in a similar situation, would you suggest applying the lotion to skin or getting the hose again?

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