From the Reasons Radio Will Never Die department, it appears that Westwood One Radio is considering hiring Larry King to appear on its Monday Night Football radio broadcasts this year. This is the best news we have heard in months; we still haven't quite recovered SI.com canned his batshit nuts "Sports a la King" column. (Favorite line: "So I ran into Mike Dunleavy at the Jamba Juice the other day, and I have to say: Watch out for those Clippers this year!")
Just for fun, here's the classic Onion spoof on Larry King: I Am Fucking Insane. We're turning our radio dials to 11.