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Make Your Own In-Stadium Prison Shank, America!

Did you attend the Redskins game last night? Were you sitting in the upper deck of the open-air jail that is FedEx Field? Were you stabbed with a beer bottle fashioned into a shiv? No? Well, consider yourself lucky. From reader Jon...

So I just saw a friend's Facebook where he called security during the MNF game when a Skins fan turned half of his 10-dollar beer aluminum bottle into a legit "this-could-maim-someone" shank.

Of course this was in the upper deck. The person was removed (and hopefully arrested/charged), but someone could have really hurt. How long until someone at an NFL game isn't stopped and actually stabs someone in a situation like this?

Just another reason I'm happy to stay at home and watch Red Zone on Sunday.

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