Man Assaults Touchscreen

Kyle WagnerKyle Wagner|published: Sun 7th September, 11:52 2014

Big news happening in the NBA today. Meanwhile, in the NFL world, the above.


Can't blame Tom Jackson too much, since that touchscreen works about as well as a 1997 Powerbook with 30 tons of porn on the disk. But this is a pretty good window into how smooth week 1's pregame has been so far.

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