“So far so good for City,” the commentator remarks before the screen cuts to a replay of the goal that put Manchester City 1-0 up on Paris Saint-Germain just minutes earlier. As Kevin De Bruyne’s shot is shown hitting the back of the net again, the Parisian crowd roars. Not because of the replay, but because during the goal kick the director didn’t even see fit to show live, the Citizens had been scored on.

Normally Zlatan Ibrahimović goals are worth watching over and over again because of how awesome they are. This is not one of those.